Chinees spreekwoordEen overzicht van de beste Chi­nese spreek­wo­or­den. Korte uit­sprak­en die een wijsheid bevat­ten, het meren­deel met een humoris­tis­che onder­toon.

  1. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhaust­ed.
  2. Man who scratch ass should not bite fin­ger­nails.
  3. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
  4. Crowd­ed ele­va­tor smell dif­fer­ent to midget.
  5. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in base­ment.
  6. Wife who put hus­band in dog­house soon find him in cat house.
  7. War does not deter­mine who is right, war deter­mine who is left.
  8. Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to best thing on Earth.
  9. Vir­gin­i­ty like bub­ble: one prick, all gone.
  10. Fool­ish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  11. Man with one chop­stick go hun­gry.
  12. Man who eat many prunes get good run for mon­ey.
  13. Man who stand on toi­let is high on pot.
  14. Man who walk through air­port turn­stile side­ways going to Bangkok.
  15. Man with hand in pock­et feel cocky all day.
  16. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  17. Man who dri­ve like hell, bound to get there.
  18. Man who fish in oth­er man’s well often catch crabs.
  19. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
  20. Man who wants pret­ty nurse must be patient.
  21. It is good to meet girl in park. Bet­ter to park meat in girl.

Gepubliceerd door Stijn Vogels

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