Chinese spreekwoorden, zegswijzen en gezegden

Een overzicht van de beste Chi­nese spreek­wo­or­den. Korte uit­sprak­en die een wijsheid bevat­ten, het meren­deel met een humoris­tis­che onder­toon.

1. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhaust­ed.
2. Man who scratch ass should not bite fin­ger­nails.
3. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
4. Crowd­ed ele­va­tor smell dif­fer­ent to midget.
5. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in base­ment.
6. Wife who put hus­band in dog­house soon find him in cat house.
7. War does not deter­mine who is right, war deter­mine who is left.
8. Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to best thing on Earth.
9. Vir­gin­i­ty like bub­ble: one prick, all gone.
10. Fool­ish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
11. Man with one chop­stick go hun­gry.
12. Man who eat many prunes get good run for mon­ey.
13. Man who stand on toi­let is high on pot.
14. Man who walk through air­port turn­stile side­ways going to Bangkok.
15. Man with hand in pock­et feel cocky all day.
16. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
17. Man who dri­ve like hell, bound to get there.
18. Man who fish in oth­er man’s well often catch crabs.
19. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
20. Man who wants pret­ty nurse must be patient.
21. It is good to meet girl in park. Bet­ter to park meat in girl.