Chinese spreekwoorden, zegswijzen en gezegden

Een overzicht van de beste Chinese spreekwoorden. Korte uitspraken die een wijsheid bevatten, het merendeel met een humoristische ondertoon.

1. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
2. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
3. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
4. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
5. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
6. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
7. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
8. Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to best thing on Earth.
9. Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.
10. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
11. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
12. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
13. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
14. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
15. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
16. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
17. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
18. Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
19. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
20. Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
21. It is good to meet girl in park. Better to park meat in girl.