Cloning in North Korea

It’s true that Dr Hwang Woo-suk has been playing around with his cloning devices for quite some time now. Before the traitor started working for our southern enemies, he used to work for the beloved leader of North Korea, president Kim Jong-Il.

Our leader has always said he wants a clone of his father so he can patronise him for once. Not many people may know this, but the poor Kim had a lousy childhood — the poor guy still suffers from it.

I should know, because we were friends for a long time, just up to the point when he stuffed me inside that ICBM and tried to launch me towards a very hot place in the middle of our solarsystem.

Some ‘friend’ he is. Good thing I managed to escape.