- Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
- Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
- Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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